Haiku Harry, the haberdasher of hoopla, is proud to welcome two new ninja contributors to Impromptu Haiku: The Messenger and Ginsu Gary. As promised, they will stick to HH's strict code of KHT (Kamikaze Haiku Technique), and as an added bonus, all contributors will start posting their finish times. It's hardcore haiku, motherfuckers!
posted by Haiku Harry, The Kamikaze Contributor at 5:10 PM0 comments
I took my socks off because the AC is fucked. sweaty feet! ha ha!
Say what you want, chimp; the state of our disunion is stronger. Retard.
posted by Haiku Harry, The Kamikaze Contributor at 9:31 AM0 comments
Impromptu Haiku's mission is simple:
to wrecklessly create a loose and senseless
haiku in under three minutes for (semi) daily
publication. As the founding contributor, Haiku
Harry's infamous "Kamikaze Haiku Technique"
(KHT) leaves tradition, skill, and intelligence
sucking the rubber from his literary skidmarks,
as he races to complete each tiny masterpiece in
total disregard to his health, conventional forms,
and good sense or taste.