a superimportant rejected announcement

Haiku Harry, the haberdasher of hoopla, is proud to welcome two new ninja contributors to Impromptu Haiku: The Messenger and Ginsu Gary. As promised, they will stick to HH's strict code of KHT (Kamikaze Haiku Technique), and as an added bonus, all contributors will start posting their finish times. It's hardcore haiku, motherfuckers!