Grounded today, but
aloft tomorrow, sat wedged
'twixt strange humanity.
(TIME: 2')
posted by Haiku Harry, The Kamikaze Contributor at 7:23 PM
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Grounded today, but
aloft tomorrow, sat wedged
'twixt strange humanity.
(TIME: 2')
Impromptu Haiku's mission is simple:
to wrecklessly create a loose and senseless
haiku in under three minutes for (semi) daily
publication. As the founding contributor, Haiku
Harry's infamous "Kamikaze Haiku Technique"
(KHT) leaves tradition, skill, and intelligence
sucking the rubber from his literary skidmarks,
as he races to complete each tiny masterpiece in
total disregard to his health, conventional forms,
and good sense or taste.
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1 Comments:
holy crap, i failed math. that last line has 6 syllables. what does that mean? DISQUALIFICATION! punishment will commence, with hot irons and lobsters with pinchy salty claws and angry kittens. Don't worry, Haiku Harry can take it.
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