Midnight strikes a pose; spy a distant full moon-- wait, where are your moms pants?
(TIME: 2'20")
posted by Haiku Harry, The Kamikaze Contributor at 8:40 PM0 comments
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
My body is a battleground, invaded, bombed; curse General Tso!
(TIME: 1'20")
posted by Haiku Harry, The Kamikaze Contributor at 7:10 PM1 comments
Monday, March 06, 2006
Oscar the idol: your untainted pureness is behind my broke back.
(TIME: 2')
posted by Haiku Harry, The Kamikaze Contributor at 7:20 PM0 comments
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Arrr, pirates be neat. My poop deck needs swabbing, bring yer peg leg, matey.
(TIME: 1')
posted by Haiku Harry, The Kamikaze Contributor at 1:59 PM0 comments
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Oh, gin martinis and sake laced with roofies, my liver thanks you.
(TIME: 30")
posted by Haiku Harry, The Kamikaze Contributor at 4:12 PM0 comments
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Fat, Ash, now Thursday; a lean, clean, moderate day, shitting on our fun.
(TIME: 2'34")
posted by Haiku Harry, The Kamikaze Contributor at 6:33 PM0 comments
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Ash Wednesday lacks fun. Instead, I propose something better: Ass Wednesday.
(TIME: 2')
posted by Haiku Harry, The Kamikaze Contributor at 6:45 PM0 comments
Impromptu Haiku's mission is simple:
to wrecklessly create a loose and senseless
haiku in under three minutes for (semi) daily
publication. As the founding contributor, Haiku
Harry's infamous "Kamikaze Haiku Technique"
(KHT) leaves tradition, skill, and intelligence
sucking the rubber from his literary skidmarks,
as he races to complete each tiny masterpiece in
total disregard to his health, conventional forms,
and good sense or taste.